Why is my website in Latin? This is an outrage.
Your website is not in Latin. It is in improper, nonsensical Latin... also known as Lorem Ipsum.
Lorem Ipsum is filler text that is often used by designers to show what something will look like once it has content. We re-arranged the literature of Cicero to create it. Then we created shameful ipsum spin-offs such as Bacon ipsum, Zombie ipsum, Handsome ipusm... and even Cat ipsum. Sorry, Cicero.